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Facebook Offenders for September 2010
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Facebook Offender: She is Getting Married, then Getting Engaged Again...
posted 9/30/10
Eric Prae: Jenn is always messing with people on Facebook. She likes to frequently change her relationship status, “get engaged” to random people, and then announce that her fake relationships are over. I, on the other hand, absolutely refuse to have my relationships made public on Facebook. Luckily for all of our readers and Facebook Offenders fans, most people like to let us all know how their relationships are doing, on a freely available website.
I have a friend who I have only met twice that decided to change her relationship status. Then all chaos broke out on my updates. Here is the stupidity. Enjoy:
Friend I Met Twice: went from being "engaged" to "married
Random Commenter #1: Wow, *friend*, congratulations!!! When did this happen?
Random Commenter #2: As usual, I am the last to know!
Random Commenter #3: Did you use the shoe method!?
Random Commenter #4: Oh, so this was really recent?!
Random Commenter #3: Random Commenter #4...I saw her an hour ago...It's either really recent or maybe a metaphor? I am sure they feel married and are married spiritually? :) LOL I just booked the room for the ACTUAL WEDDING so I hope that's still a go!
Random Commenter #4: OMG, you guys are too funny. Well keep me posted!
Random Commenter #5: So easily?
Random Commenter #6: Really?? r u guys married now??? Congratulations!!!
Random Commenter #7: WHAT!?!?!?! Really??? When? Congratulations!
Random Commenter #8: What is going on ???... You drop out of school to get married ... hope everything is ok ... but why didnt you let anyone know .. TDUB
Friend I Met Twice Fiancé: Got you guys! We're not married, not yet.
Random Commenter #8: Wow thank you please let me know .. Jokester .. TDUB
Random commenter #9: Hmmm, the shoe method? Is that anything like the shotgun method?? Do tell!
Friend I Met Twice: LMAO I'm sure my *friend* would love to fill you in. I about died when she told me lol
Friend I Met Twice Fiancé: Its the Shoe-gun method
Eric Prae: Yes, someone who calls themselves “TDUB” signs his name at the end of his random comments (Random Commenter #8). Just when I wanted to chew some glass because of all this nonsense popping up on my updates, “Friend I Met Twice” changed it back.
Friend I Met Twice: went from being "married" to "engaged”
Friend I Met Twice: you have to accept it
Friend I Met Twice Fiancé: HAHAHA. rrriiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhttttttt!
Friend I Met Twice: no i mena on your page dummie
Friend I Met Twice Fiancé: interesting... you sure are a smart one :P
Random Commenter #8: Better take GOOD care of her ... Bra TDUB lol
Eric Prae: FYI to all of my friends. When I get married someday, if anyone ever tells me “better take GOOD care of her… Bra”. I am instantly punching you in the Face. Friend I Met Twice, Her Fiancé, and Random Commenters #1-9, YOU ARE ALL FACEBOOK OFFNEDERS! (Yes- especially you, TDUB!!!)
Excuse me; I have to go puke…
I have a friend who I have only met twice that decided to change her relationship status. Then all chaos broke out on my updates. Here is the stupidity. Enjoy:
Friend I Met Twice: went from being "engaged" to "married
Random Commenter #1: Wow, *friend*, congratulations!!! When did this happen?
Random Commenter #2: As usual, I am the last to know!
Random Commenter #3: Did you use the shoe method!?
Random Commenter #4: Oh, so this was really recent?!
Random Commenter #3: Random Commenter #4...I saw her an hour ago...It's either really recent or maybe a metaphor? I am sure they feel married and are married spiritually? :) LOL I just booked the room for the ACTUAL WEDDING so I hope that's still a go!
Random Commenter #4: OMG, you guys are too funny. Well keep me posted!
Random Commenter #5: So easily?
Random Commenter #6: Really?? r u guys married now??? Congratulations!!!
Random Commenter #7: WHAT!?!?!?! Really??? When? Congratulations!
Random Commenter #8: What is going on ???... You drop out of school to get married ... hope everything is ok ... but why didnt you let anyone know .. TDUB
Friend I Met Twice Fiancé: Got you guys! We're not married, not yet.
Random Commenter #8: Wow thank you please let me know .. Jokester .. TDUB
Random commenter #9: Hmmm, the shoe method? Is that anything like the shotgun method?? Do tell!
Friend I Met Twice: LMAO I'm sure my *friend* would love to fill you in. I about died when she told me lol
Friend I Met Twice Fiancé: Its the Shoe-gun method
Eric Prae: Yes, someone who calls themselves “TDUB” signs his name at the end of his random comments (Random Commenter #8). Just when I wanted to chew some glass because of all this nonsense popping up on my updates, “Friend I Met Twice” changed it back.
Friend I Met Twice: went from being "married" to "engaged”
Friend I Met Twice: you have to accept it
Friend I Met Twice Fiancé: HAHAHA. rrriiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhttttttt!
Friend I Met Twice: no i mena on your page dummie
Friend I Met Twice Fiancé: interesting... you sure are a smart one :P
Random Commenter #8: Better take GOOD care of her ... Bra TDUB lol
Eric Prae: FYI to all of my friends. When I get married someday, if anyone ever tells me “better take GOOD care of her… Bra”. I am instantly punching you in the Face. Friend I Met Twice, Her Fiancé, and Random Commenters #1-9, YOU ARE ALL FACEBOOK OFFNEDERS! (Yes- especially you, TDUB!!!)
Excuse me; I have to go puke…
Facebook Offender: Crazy Girl part 1
posted 9/28/10
Today’s Facebook Offender comes from Alexis in D.C. She writes:
Team Struggle-
I've been meaning to submit a Facebook Offender for the Struggle Bus for a while now, but I just haven't been able to figure out how to succinctly explain this girl.
"Crazy Girl" was one of my roommates in college--I've known her for more than 10 years. And she's NUTS. She's more boy crazy than anyone I've ever met...and she's now 28. She falls in love with every guy she meets and is always convinced that "this one is 'THE ONE.'" She also writes "poetry" (if we're going to let her call it that) and posts it on her own wall all the time--citing herself, of course. Every time I turn around, she's falling in or out of love with another guy. And unless things have changed significantly since we were in college...none of these guys are real "winners" anyway. Usually it's just some random dude she met at the bar or the gym, immediately "falls in love with," and convinces herself is "THE ONE." I swear, EVERY guy she meets is "THE ONE."
It's actually quite sad. I'm sort of sick of my News Feed blowing up with her crap, but I'm not really sure why I haven't de-friended her yet. Maybe it's just nice to have a regular reminder of how much I value my mental stability.
I've pasted some recent gems below. Enjoy!
(This Facebook Offender was SO good, that we are going to break into multiple parts. There was just too much material to make fun of in one sitting. Let’s start with her poetry)
Crazy Girl: "What about my dreams... 'What dreams' you ask? Well, the dreams of you & me. Right there, in the far off distance, you see? A beacon of light stretching to glimpse a peek of my heart. I feel the warmth of its fingers. Reaching for me... pulling for me. I need to touch the shimmers of this glow. To keep my Love alive." ~Crazy Girl~
Crazy Girl: "Love's great compassion & understanding Knows no limits. True love transcends all barriers Including the oppositions our minds face As we look at one another. Our differences create dual pictures. Double vision points us in the right direction. The Sun gives us light of wisdom & delight. The Moon unites 2 worlds to ON...E. Into the night I go. To discover the 1 in 2." ~Crazy Girl~
Crazy Girl: "thinks it's sexy when a man takes control of his destiny & goes after what he wants... without fear or reservation... just pure determination to win the heart of his one true love... this queen bee needs a king to sit beside her on the throne of ecstasy & reign over the palace of love..." ~Crazy Girl~
Crazy Girl: For everyone who loves to read my profile: Just know one thing. A strong, confident, intelligent, sweet, & sexy woman is truly phenomenal. This feminine power often goes unnoticed in our society, but for those chosen few who have the intellectual & emotional capacity to grasp the understanding of this concept, know thi...s: I am the Queen Bee. My throne is royal. My reign supreme. Don’t forget who owns the throne. Me.
Jenn B.: Wow! This girl is certifiable!!! I'm almost speechless... I feel like she is sitting at home, surrounded by voodoo dolls, incense, and cats- lots of cats.... I want to introduce her to a few of my ex's.
Eric Prae: For everyone who loves your profile, welcome to Facebook Offenders Crazy Girl! Your poetry is like Dr. Seuss, but without the good rhyming or the fun. You are “a beacon of light stretching to glimpse a peek of my heart”. If you haven’t noticed your 16 Facebook friends can’t stand to read your nonsense anymore.
Don’t forget who owns the throne. Team Struggle!
Thanks for the submission Alexis! See part 2 in October's Facebook Offenders!
Team Struggle-
I've been meaning to submit a Facebook Offender for the Struggle Bus for a while now, but I just haven't been able to figure out how to succinctly explain this girl.
"Crazy Girl" was one of my roommates in college--I've known her for more than 10 years. And she's NUTS. She's more boy crazy than anyone I've ever met...and she's now 28. She falls in love with every guy she meets and is always convinced that "this one is 'THE ONE.'" She also writes "poetry" (if we're going to let her call it that) and posts it on her own wall all the time--citing herself, of course. Every time I turn around, she's falling in or out of love with another guy. And unless things have changed significantly since we were in college...none of these guys are real "winners" anyway. Usually it's just some random dude she met at the bar or the gym, immediately "falls in love with," and convinces herself is "THE ONE." I swear, EVERY guy she meets is "THE ONE."
It's actually quite sad. I'm sort of sick of my News Feed blowing up with her crap, but I'm not really sure why I haven't de-friended her yet. Maybe it's just nice to have a regular reminder of how much I value my mental stability.
I've pasted some recent gems below. Enjoy!
(This Facebook Offender was SO good, that we are going to break into multiple parts. There was just too much material to make fun of in one sitting. Let’s start with her poetry)
Crazy Girl: "What about my dreams... 'What dreams' you ask? Well, the dreams of you & me. Right there, in the far off distance, you see? A beacon of light stretching to glimpse a peek of my heart. I feel the warmth of its fingers. Reaching for me... pulling for me. I need to touch the shimmers of this glow. To keep my Love alive." ~Crazy Girl~
Crazy Girl: "Love's great compassion & understanding Knows no limits. True love transcends all barriers Including the oppositions our minds face As we look at one another. Our differences create dual pictures. Double vision points us in the right direction. The Sun gives us light of wisdom & delight. The Moon unites 2 worlds to ON...E. Into the night I go. To discover the 1 in 2." ~Crazy Girl~
Crazy Girl: "thinks it's sexy when a man takes control of his destiny & goes after what he wants... without fear or reservation... just pure determination to win the heart of his one true love... this queen bee needs a king to sit beside her on the throne of ecstasy & reign over the palace of love..." ~Crazy Girl~
Crazy Girl: For everyone who loves to read my profile: Just know one thing. A strong, confident, intelligent, sweet, & sexy woman is truly phenomenal. This feminine power often goes unnoticed in our society, but for those chosen few who have the intellectual & emotional capacity to grasp the understanding of this concept, know thi...s: I am the Queen Bee. My throne is royal. My reign supreme. Don’t forget who owns the throne. Me.
Jenn B.: Wow! This girl is certifiable!!! I'm almost speechless... I feel like she is sitting at home, surrounded by voodoo dolls, incense, and cats- lots of cats.... I want to introduce her to a few of my ex's.
Eric Prae: For everyone who loves your profile, welcome to Facebook Offenders Crazy Girl! Your poetry is like Dr. Seuss, but without the good rhyming or the fun. You are “a beacon of light stretching to glimpse a peek of my heart”. If you haven’t noticed your 16 Facebook friends can’t stand to read your nonsense anymore.
Don’t forget who owns the throne. Team Struggle!
Thanks for the submission Alexis! See part 2 in October's Facebook Offenders!
Facebook Offender: Mr. & Mrs. White Chocolate
posted 9/22/10
Eric Prae: Jenn is sick and gross, so I am flying solo today. Her new story will be up tomorrow, or I will beat her…
Today’s Facebook Offender comes from Lauren in Tampa. She writes:
Team Struggle: I have this Facebook friend who calls himself “White Chocolate” (yes he actually has “white choc” between his first and last name). He posts on Facebook every 15 minutes. I got sick of his ramblings blowing up my phone and was about to de-friend him but then decided that public embarrassment on the Struggle Bus was worse. All of his posts are pointless, but the ones between him and his girlfriend make them both Facebook Offenders. They live together but still have public conversations about their undying love all day. No one cares! Here is some of the crap they post ALL F-ING DAY.
White Chocolate: BABAY BABAY BABAY!!! I LOOOOOOVVVEEE YOU like fat kid (me) loves cake..times a million
Mrs. White Chocolate: Loves her some white chocolate «3
Mrs. White Chocolate: Netflix night w my boo
Mrs. White Chocolate: looove my new phone dont know how ill go without it all day :-D
White Chocolate: Lol oh lord baby :-)
White Chocolate: I freeggggiiinnn looove you wifey!! So much.. always!!!
Mrs. White Chocolate: Noooo more sugar for White Chocolate!!!!damn gremlin!!
Lauren: Puke
Eric Prae: BABY BABY BABY!!! I HATE when people post about their relationships publically like a fat kid hates the gym… Times a million!
Did he spell “baby” wrong on purpose? When I said that we are fighting back against people who are ruining our social networking websites, this is exactly what I meant. Thanks for the submission Lauren!
Today’s Facebook Offender comes from Lauren in Tampa. She writes:
Team Struggle: I have this Facebook friend who calls himself “White Chocolate” (yes he actually has “white choc” between his first and last name). He posts on Facebook every 15 minutes. I got sick of his ramblings blowing up my phone and was about to de-friend him but then decided that public embarrassment on the Struggle Bus was worse. All of his posts are pointless, but the ones between him and his girlfriend make them both Facebook Offenders. They live together but still have public conversations about their undying love all day. No one cares! Here is some of the crap they post ALL F-ING DAY.
White Chocolate: BABAY BABAY BABAY!!! I LOOOOOOVVVEEE YOU like fat kid (me) loves cake..times a million
Mrs. White Chocolate: Loves her some white chocolate «3
Mrs. White Chocolate: Netflix night w my boo
Mrs. White Chocolate: looove my new phone dont know how ill go without it all day :-D
White Chocolate: Lol oh lord baby :-)
White Chocolate: I freeggggiiinnn looove you wifey!! So much.. always!!!
Mrs. White Chocolate: Noooo more sugar for White Chocolate!!!!damn gremlin!!
Lauren: Puke
Eric Prae: BABY BABY BABY!!! I HATE when people post about their relationships publically like a fat kid hates the gym… Times a million!
Did he spell “baby” wrong on purpose? When I said that we are fighting back against people who are ruining our social networking websites, this is exactly what I meant. Thanks for the submission Lauren!
Facebook Offender: Aunt Nosy
posted 9/3/10
Today we have an excellent Facebook Offender from Rod in New Jersey. He writes:
Team Struggle! My sister Samantha and I have this intrusive aunt (Aunt Nosy) who likes to “keep track” of everybody on Facebook. She is ALWAYS posting something on our walls, sending us messages or commenting on every post we make. Having a 50 year old friend on Facebook is weird. She needs to get a hobby or have some kids or something.
Her ultimate Facebook moment: My sister graduated from college and got her first adult job. She decided to completely change her Facebook page around to be more “work friendly” (take down drunken sorority pictures, half naked beach pictures, etc.) Then this happened publically on my sister’s Facebook wall:
Aunt Nosy: I see you are no longer dating Mark! I really didn’t like him. You are so pretty, you can do better!
Samantha: Ummm, Mark and I are fine. I was just taking my relationships off of Facebook.
Aunt Nosy: Oh
Eric Prae: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Outstanding! I hope Thanksgiving is really awkward for her this year. Don’t let your sister take that post down, that post and all of its glory should stay up forever.
Jenn B.: Tell your Aunt to look me up on Facebook! Then she will really have some shit to comment on. My relationship status is on a constant rotation, almost hourly actually, and I'm constantly having to un-tag photos of me doing things deemed unladylike. After seeing what the life of a not-so-average 26 yr old female is really like, maybe she will shut up, leave you guys alone, and go join a bridge club or something.
Thanks for the submission Rod!
Team Struggle! My sister Samantha and I have this intrusive aunt (Aunt Nosy) who likes to “keep track” of everybody on Facebook. She is ALWAYS posting something on our walls, sending us messages or commenting on every post we make. Having a 50 year old friend on Facebook is weird. She needs to get a hobby or have some kids or something.
Her ultimate Facebook moment: My sister graduated from college and got her first adult job. She decided to completely change her Facebook page around to be more “work friendly” (take down drunken sorority pictures, half naked beach pictures, etc.) Then this happened publically on my sister’s Facebook wall:
Aunt Nosy: I see you are no longer dating Mark! I really didn’t like him. You are so pretty, you can do better!
Samantha: Ummm, Mark and I are fine. I was just taking my relationships off of Facebook.
Aunt Nosy: Oh
Eric Prae: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Outstanding! I hope Thanksgiving is really awkward for her this year. Don’t let your sister take that post down, that post and all of its glory should stay up forever.
Jenn B.: Tell your Aunt to look me up on Facebook! Then she will really have some shit to comment on. My relationship status is on a constant rotation, almost hourly actually, and I'm constantly having to un-tag photos of me doing things deemed unladylike. After seeing what the life of a not-so-average 26 yr old female is really like, maybe she will shut up, leave you guys alone, and go join a bridge club or something.
Thanks for the submission Rod!
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