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July 2010
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So today we debut a great segment inspired by a reader email. I give you: Craigslist Failures!!!
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So today we debut a great segment inspired by a reader email. I give you: Craigslist Failures!!!
Don't forget to leave your comments at the bottom!
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Craigslist Failure: Beat It
posted 7/23/10
The first ever Craigslist Failure comes from Aaron C. in Syracuse, NY! He writes:
Hey guys, I love the website. Facebook offenders is probably my favorite but what about adding a Best of Craigslist link on the website? These things f-ing crack me up. Check out the Michael Jackson wanna be that wants to recreate the "Beat It" video while jerkin off. Pretty much priceless.
BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m
Date: 2010-05-23, 5:13PM EDT
(FYI- "JO" is Jerk Off)
I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.
Requirements:
-access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-general intensity
-cool moves
-shades
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-Bedazzler
-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
-bachelor's in something or equivalent experience
-not a narc
Whereas dudes J-ing Off are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY.
P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.
"They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it"
Team Struggle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We don't even know where to start. How about that picture? He had to give the jacket back? To whom? If this video ever gets made, we promise to find it and post it on this website.
P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aaron C. in Syracuse! You are starting the movement friend! Outstanding submission. I am putting the Struggle Bus fans on notice. Can anyone top this post?
Hey guys, I love the website. Facebook offenders is probably my favorite but what about adding a Best of Craigslist link on the website? These things f-ing crack me up. Check out the Michael Jackson wanna be that wants to recreate the "Beat It" video while jerkin off. Pretty much priceless.
BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m
Date: 2010-05-23, 5:13PM EDT
(FYI- "JO" is Jerk Off)
I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.
Requirements:
-access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-general intensity
-cool moves
-shades
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-Bedazzler
-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
-bachelor's in something or equivalent experience
-not a narc
Whereas dudes J-ing Off are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY.
P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.
"They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it"
- Location: Philly
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Team Struggle: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We don't even know where to start. How about that picture? He had to give the jacket back? To whom? If this video ever gets made, we promise to find it and post it on this website.
P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aaron C. in Syracuse! You are starting the movement friend! Outstanding submission. I am putting the Struggle Bus fans on notice. Can anyone top this post?
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