If you missed any past Facebook Offender posts by Romeo, check out past months in the Story Vault.

Romeo has a new girlfriend (Sloppy Seconds Suzy), and they are posting their undying love for each other all over Facebook.  We knew it was just a matter of time before Romeo got back in the love game and found himself another SOUL MATE to post about on his Facebook wall!  Even though the newness and the freshness of their tender affection is taking up a lot of their time, they still found a few spare moments to completely embarrass each other publicly.  Romeo, I forgot how happy your love affairs made us.  Thanks for coming back buddy.  The Struggle Bus wasn’t the same without you!

His new relationship started slow with a little dabble of online foreplay:

SS Suzy:   hi baby!!!

Romeo’s reply:  hi sexy


Then they dropped a few more innuendos:

SS Suzy:   mornin handsome!!! =)

Romeo:  hey sexy


The relationship got as serious and they did what all the cool kids are doing these day:  They made it official on Facebook!Top of Form

Romeo is in a relationship with SS Suzy

We have lift off!

 

SS Suzy: mornin handsome!!! cant wait to see u tonight!!!!

Romeo:  cant wait to see you in my suit!!!! big pimpin lmao!!!!

Romeo:  yesterday was a blast, laying by my pool with a special someone, my buddies house warming party, and then snuggling yay!!!!!

 

Team Struggle:  Romeo’s not just Pimpin’, he’s BIG PIMPIN’!  And she snuggles?  Yes, yes and yes.

 

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Romeo:   preparing for the final presentation of the thesis tomorrow and then I will finally be done with school forever!!!!!!! now if I can only get a job, the phone interview went well but it was with a phone interviewer and now I have to wait to see if a principal would want me from a list yeah we will see how that goes, (I already know) NO

Random Female Friend:  Not the right attitude

Romeo:   why are you giving me advice??????

Random Female Friend:   Well that's not the Romeo attitude I know but take it or leave it

SS Suzy:   what did i tell u about being so pesamistic!!!

Romeo:   I know

 

Team Struggle:  Temper, temper Romeo.  Luckily his new girl was there to keep him in line (and to not use spell check).  Now for the grand finale!  I can see the cliff in the distance and we are moving towards it at light speed.  Are we going to fall off?  Are we?

 

Romeo:   some people are so negative and upset with their life, that they constantly hate on others, worry about your damn self!!!!!! haters, SS Suzy you are awesome!!!!

Other Random Friend:   Don't pay attention to the HATER'S just be happy and enjoy what new things God has brought you! You’re a good man so, don't worry about it !

 

Team Struggle:  YES WE CAN!  Romeo, you are still Facebook’s #1 Offender!  We won’t forget to check back weekly and share the magic that is your public love life with the Struggle Bus readers!


 


Romeo is in a relationship with SS Suzy

We have lift off!

 

SS Suzy: mornin handsome!!! cant wait to see u tonight!!!!

Romeo:  cant wait to see you in my suit!!!! big pimpin lmao!!!!

Romeo:  yesterday was a blast, laying by my pool with a special someone, my buddies house warming party, and then snuggling yay!!!!!

 

Team Struggle:  Romeo’s not just Pimpin’, he’s BIG PIMPIN’!  And she snuggles?  Yes, yes and yes.

 

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Romeo:   preparing for the final presentation of the thesis tomorrow and then I will finally be done with school forever!!!!!!! now if I can only get a job, the phone interview went well but it was with a phone interviewer and now I have to wait to see if a principal would want me from a list yeah we will see how that goes, (I already know) NO

Random Female Friend:  Not the right attitude

Romeo:   why are you giving me advice??????

Random Female Friend:   Well that's not Ian attitude I know but take it or leave it

SS Suzy:   what did i tell u about being so pesamistic!!!

Romeo:   I know

 

Team Struggle:  Temper, temper Romeo.  Luckily his new girl was there to keep him in line (and to not use spell check).  Now for the grand finale!  I can see the cliff in the distance and we are moving towards it at light speed.  Are we going to fall off?  Are we?

 

Romeo:   some people are so negative and upset with their life, that they constantly hate on others, worry about your damn self!!!!!! haters, SS Suzy you are awesome!!!!

Other Random Friend:   Don't pay attention to the HATER'S just be happy and enjoy what new things God has brought you! You’re a good man so, don't worry about it !

 

Team Struggle:  YES WE CAN!  Romeo, you are still Facebook’s #1 Offender!  We won’t forget to check back weekly and share the magic that is your public love life with the Struggle Bus readers!




Romeo is in a relationship with SS Suzy

We have lift off!

 

SS Suzy: mornin handsome!!! cant wait to see u tonight!!!!

Romeo:  cant wait to see you in my suit!!!! big pimpin lmao!!!!

Romeo:  yesterday was a blast, laying by my pool with a special someone, my buddies house warming party, and then snuggling yay!!!!!

 

Team Struggle:  Romeo’s not just Pimpin’, he’s BIG PIMPIN’!  And she snuggles?  Yes, yes and yes.

 

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Romeo:   preparing for the final presentation of the thesis tomorrow and then I will finally be done with school forever!!!!!!! now if I can only get a job, the phone interview went well but it was with a phone interviewer and now I have to wait to see if a principal would want me from a list yeah we will see how that goes, (I already know) NO

Random Female Friend:  Not the right attitude

Romeo:   why are you giving me advice??????

Random Female Friend:   Well that's not Ian attitude I know but take it or leave it

SS Suzy:   what did i tell u about being so pesamistic!!!

Romeo:   I know

 

Team Struggle:  Temper, temper Romeo.  Luckily his new girl was there to keep him in line (and to not use spell check).  Now for the grand finale!  I can see the cliff in the distance and we are moving towards it at light speed.  Are we going to fall off?  Are we?

 

Romeo:   some people are so negative and upset with their life, that they constantly hate on others, worry about your damn self!!!!!! haters, SS Suzy you are awesome!!!!

Other Random Friend:   Don't pay attention to the HATER'S just be happy and enjoy what new things God has brought you! You’re a good man so, don't worry about it !

 

Team Struggle:  YES WE CAN!  Romeo, you are still Facebook’s #1 Offender!  We won’t forget to check back weekly and share the magic that is your public love life with the Struggle Bus readers!



Romeo is in a relationship with SS Suzy

We have lift off!

 

SS Suzy: mornin handsome!!! cant wait to see u tonight!!!!

Romeo:  cant wait to see you in my suit!!!! big pimpin lmao!!!!

Romeo:  yesterday was a blast, laying by my pool with a special someone, my buddies house warming party, and then snuggling yay!!!!!

 

Team Struggle:  Romeo’s not just Pimpin’, he’s BIG PIMPIN’!  And she snuggles?  Yes, yes and yes.

 

Bottom of Form

Romeo:   preparing for the final presentation of the thesis tomorrow and then I will finally be done with school forever!!!!!!! now if I can only get a job, the phone interview went well but it was with a phone interviewer and now I have to wait to see if a principal would want me from a list yeah we will see how that goes, (I already know) NO

Random Female Friend:  Not the right attitude

Romeo:   why are you giving me advice??????

Random Female Friend:   Well that's not Ian attitude I know but take it or leave it

SS Suzy:   what did i tell u about being so pesamistic!!!

Romeo:   I know

 

Team Struggle:  Temper, temper Romeo.  Luckily his new girl was there to keep him in line (and to not use spell check).  Now for the grand finale!  I can see the cliff in the distance and we are moving towards it at light speed.  Are we going to fall off?  Are we?

 

Romeo:   some people are so negative and upset with their life, that they constantly hate on others, worry about your damn self!!!!!! haters, SS Suzy you are awesome!!!!

Other Random Friend:   Don't pay attention to the HATER'S just be happy and enjoy what new things God has brought you! You’re a good man so, don't worry about it !

 

Team Struggle:  YES WE CAN!  Romeo, you are still Facebook’s #1 Offender!  We won’t forget to check back weekly and share the magic that is your public love life with the Struggle Bus readers!

Today’s Facebook Offender comes from Charlie in Tampa.  He writes:

Team Struggle, I have a friend (Mo Money) who only posts about how much money he makes and how expensive the toys he buys are.  While we are all happy that he comes from money and got hooked up with a big time job, this is very douche.  So we all decided that instead of complaining about our own poverty, we would just comment “douche” every time he posts about his deep pockets, new cars and worst of all: stripper girlfriends.

Mo Money:  Props to everyone who went to the strip club last night!  Must have spent like $1000…..  Good times!

Charlie:  Douche!

Random Friend:  Double Douche.

Random Friend: douche, douche, douche

 

Mo Money:  Can’t decide between a new Benz or a new Land Rover.  Thoughts?

Random Friend:  DOUCHE!!!

 

Mo Money:  Who wants to take my dad’s yacht out Saturday?

Charlie:  Douche!

 

Mo Money:  Taking the company plane this weekend to the Keys!

Charlie:  Ohhhh, so douche!

Mo Money:  Stop douching me!

Charlie:  Just calling them like I see um.

 

Eric Prae:  Come on Charlie, I wish I had friends that spent $1000 at the strip club!  You should explain to him that taking the company plane out isn’t what’s douche, it’s posting about it.

Jenn B.:  Screw you both!  Is this guy single?

Eric Prae:  He’s white Jenn, you probably wouldn’t like him.

Thanks for the submission Charlie; your friend is definitely a Facebook Offender!