Breaking News: Tim Tebow Reinvents the Throw 03/02/2010
Breaking News: Tim Tebow Reinvents the Throw After an unsuccessful senior bowl (no completions longer than 11 yards and 2 fumbles), Tim Tebow has decided to reinvent his throwing motion. While NFL legend Brett Favre first reinvented his throwing motion by being the only player in football history to actually have fun flinging a ball, Tim Tebow will now reveal to the world how to throw a football using faith alone. Recent footage on the Internet has given us a brief glimpse of this new throwing style. While it may appear to mere mortal eyes as a normal passing motion, what our minds cannot comprehend is the shear amount of miracle behind every release of that pig skin. This new “Wing and a Prayer” method might even allow the likes of Braylon Edwards to catch a pass. While many are skeptical as to why the Chuck Norris of college football has to reinvent the throwing motion after winning two National Championships and a Heisman trophy, Tim’s supporters point to his knack for winning games, his outstanding leadership abilities, and his 99 overall rating in NCAA Football 2010 that should carry him to NFL glory. Florida Governor Charlie Crist prophesied Tim’s NFL promise by telling Jacksonville Jaguars owner Wayne Weaver that “Tim Tebow HAD to come home in the draft!” (1) No other state Governor has publically shown interest in Tim, even though this athlete is possibly God’s homie. No word yet on which throwing motion Tim will use on his birthday when he gets to randomly select one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. (2) Pro Scouting Legend Gil Brandt spoke in support of Tim on 2/4/10 and said, “I’m probably a bigger Tebow fan than most people. You use the salesman pitch. There’s two salesmen and one of them dresses in a fancy suit and has all the answers. And another one is kind of a loose dresser and stumbles around. But at the end of the month the guy that’s the loose dresser who stumbles around sells the most…” (1) I’m not quite sure what that means, but it seems oddly relevant. Nationally, Tim Tebow’s proficiency as a play caller has been compared to everyone from Peyton Manning to Ronnie Brown. Will Tim be the savior of a Jacksonville franchise that desperately needs an increase in ticket sales and advertising revenue? Could he possibly be a breed of duel-threat quarterback that we haven’t seen since a young Michael Vick? Will every other quarterback in the world use Tim’s reinvented throwing motion because he is well, Tim Tebow? Will Tim’s path to the Super Bowl next year involve his mother again? We will just have to wait and see. Let’s go #15!!! Until next time friends. If you want to join the “Draft 15 Initiative” please go to www.draft15.com/ Sources Cited (aka- Shit I Used) 1. http://www.draft15.com/casefor15.html 2. http://www.madden-live.com/football-f6/tim-tebow-facts-t365.htm Also found helpful but did not quote · http://espn.go.com/blog/sportscenter/post/_/id/32896/exciting-new-tim-tebow-to-be-unveiled-this-week · http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2010-02-22/sports/os-grid-uf-beat-0223-20100222_1_dui-plea-uf-notebook-tim-tebow · http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2010-02-22/sports/os-grid-uf-beat-0223-20100222_1_dui-plea-uf-notebook-tim-tebow Add Comment |  Eric Prae
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