Today’s Facebook Offender comes from our good friend and Reader’s Blog monthly contributor, Alexis from D.C.!!! She writes:
Team Struggle-
Just in time for the holidays, another Facebook Offender, courtesy of yours truly! TMI Guy is an acquaintance from an organization I belonged to in college about 8 years ago. Seems like there's always a little drama in his life, and it's frequently broadcast on Facebook, but this one really takes the cake. I have to imagine that his mother-in-law and/or other members of his wife's family are on FB too, so I predict some Thanksgiving fireworks! We can only hope that the full play-by-play will appear on his Wall in the next few days.
See you in the 'Cuse on Friday for our weekend boozefest...I mean 10-year reunion! :-)
TMI Guy Status Update #1: My mother in law is like a slinky...while otherwise useless they both put a smile on my face when I throw them down the stairs. Lol.
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Random Commenter #1: Funny cuz its true lol
TMI Guy: You have no idea!!! Let's just say we had TMI Baby's 1st birthday party with my dads side of the family at my apartment and she totally embarrassed herself and in the process me and TMI Gal. It was just so surreal almost like a nightmare thankfully she's leaving tomorrow. She would of left tonight but she was too fucked up from pills to be able to drive tomorrow. Oh and then when I confronted her after everyone left she told TMI Gal I told her that I was going to leave her and take TMI Baby from her which is total bullshit
Random Commenter #1: OMG what a dumb bitch. That is some serious horse shit !
TMI Guy: Well i wouldn't go that far in calling her a bitch. She is the mother to my wife afterall she's just sick and has a serious addiction issue
Random Commenter #1: Well you know what I mean.
Random Commenter #2: LOL...totally needed a good laugh, your status definitely did it! Can't wait to see all the pictures and video of TMI Baby and the party :) Is she all "partied out" yet?
TMI Guy: U wouldn't believe it though she literally fell asleep in her car before the party started as people were arriving, then continued to fall asleep while standing, mid conversation to my grandma, fell asleep while trying to cook spaghetti which my brother and I had to rescue and then almost put her face into her dinner and desert. It was so sad. Thats why I don't take pain killers
Random Commenter #2: oh WOW! Y didn't she just excuse herself from the whole party and sleep it all off? I haven't had any pain killers but I know what they do to my mom when she occasionally takes one. She can't even take a whole one, it has to be 1/2 and even then she's out cold for 4hrs straight. Sounds like mom-in-law needed more of a nap then TMI Baby probably did :P
TMI Guy: TMI Gal's mom is an addict and doesn't realize her actions and the consequences of them. We told her to go lay down and she refused. She takes 750mg percoset which may or may not even be prescribed to her
TMI Guy: I'm just glad TMI Baby is too young to realize what happened at her party.
TMI Guy's Mom: I am so sorry!
Eric Prae: Ouch. This seems like the type of thing you might not want to broadcast publically.
TMI Guy Status Update #2: I for the life of me can't sleep I guess its because of the way a certain person acted at my daughter(her granddaughters) 1st birthday. I just have so much i want to say to her but unfortunately my mom and dad raised me right. Ugggghh
TMI Guy's Mom: Good job! I am proud of you, keep biting your tongue. Love you. If TMI Gal or you need to talk I am here.
Eric Prae: OK TMI Guy, now you’re just being a drama queen.
As always, excellent submission Alexis! Thanks for riding the Struggle Bus.
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