Reader's Blog:  Facebook Offenders!!!

Eric Prae
:  Two great Facebook Offenders for the Reader’s Blog!  You need more internet stupidity?  We have it.  Time to stand against those who are ruining our social networking sites!

Bill G. in Rochester, NY writes:

Team Struggle-  Facebook status like this makes me just want to quit the whole social network thing altogether.  It’s like those bad Christmas letters you would get from annoying family member all year around.

Random Friend:  Louie officially had his man-hood taken away today. :( I wish I didn't have to do it, but no bitch (literally) could ever reproduce as cute of a pup as him. Sorry Lou!!

Eric Prae:  Bill you don’t appreciate a pet testicle removal update?  I’m not sure who I feel worse for, this person’s Facebook Friends or Lou the dog!



The next Facebook Offender comes from our friend Alexis in D.C.  She was kind enough to introduce us to her Facebook Friend “Crazy Girl” who is certifiably insane.  If you missed Crazy Girl part 1-3, go to the “Get Involved” tab and see Facebook Offenders from September and October 2010.


Alexis:  Team Struggle –

I'm worried that Crazy Girl is on to me! Check out these recent status updates:

Crazy Girl status update #1: it's official... i've decided to take a break from facebook for awhile... but, no worries! i'll be back soon! this Queen Bee has a throne to reign! just hope all of my little honey bees stay happy & healthy while i am away! lots of love & hugs to you all. XoXo Wednesday at 7:32pm
 
Crazy Girl status update #2: The Queen Bee is Back! 4 all u ladies, u know who u r, who keep tabs on my fb & talk bout me @ the lunch table, like we in Jr. High. Go ahead. Keep talking. U can’t touch me. I am 2strong4u. All ur talking won’t change the fact that u’re not me & u’ll never be me. P.S. 4 all my fellas, I got nothin but luv 4u, b/c we already had this conversation, & as long as u respect & care 4 me, I’ll always be ur Queen Bee! XoXo 5 hours ago
 
Alexis:  Am I in big trouble? I can't imagine how she would know I submitted her for public ridicule. I didn't tip off any mutual friends! Maybe I'm just being paranoid...

Eric Prae:  She might go crazy and…. De-friend you?  I think I am starting to like the self proclaimed “Queen Bee”.  Maybe the Queen Bee can start writing for the Reader’s Blog!  Maybe she is 2strong4us.  Either way she is an idiot and needs to stop struggling so badly with Facebook!

Jenn B.:  Crazy Girl:  It’s “U Can’t C Me”.  Know your 2pac songs!

Thank You both for the submissions!

 

 


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