Readers Blog: Facebook Offenders!!! Today’s Reader’s Blog comes from Jenn’s close friend Torrey. He sent in an all time great Facebook Offender. The only thing better than relationship drama on Facebook is relationship AND baby mamma drama! Let me set the scene for you: The post is from a guy who’s actual name on Facebook is [first name] lovemywife [last name]. And “lovemywife” is a pseudonym because if I put what he actually has, it becomes easy to look him up on Facebook, and we don’t need any more people pissed at us. I didn’t make any of this up. Anyway, “lovemywife” decided to announce that his new wife, that he clearly loves so much, is pregnant. How did he announce this? Facebook post. He kept it classy. Enjoy: Lovemywife: well the news is out, lets see if you all can figure it out? First Random Friend: Are u having a baby?!? Second Random Friend: The wife is expecting...?! Lovemywife: lol, hmmmmm. maybe. you two are good though. First Random Friend Again: Well I mean what else couldit be silly!! Soooo exciting! Second Random Friend Again: Haha well whatever it is best of luck to you guys :) [Ok, so not bad so far. But this is when it all falls apart] Pissed Off Commenter: doesn't surprise me. let me guess what happens next... you leave her and never see your child?? cuz that what you did to your other two children. am I right?? Lovemywife: yes it is Pissed Off Commenter Again: congrats [Ouch! Way to take that joy out of this fun day. What happens next? “Lovemywife’s” actual New Wife chimes in to defend her man!] Actual New Wife: No its not gunnah be like that!! Sry I'M HERE TO STAY!! Lovemywife: no [Pissed Off Commenter] that yes it is wasnt meant to you, and i see my daughter, your sister doesnt let me see my son. you dont know what your talking about. i try constantly to see him. shit i gave you my number to have your sister call me and that never happened. dont tyou dare go there with me. i do everything in my ability to see him, she wont let me New Random Commenter: woah that got ugly quick. On a lighter note CONGRATS to you and your wife Lovemywife: thanks friend. its always the people that have no clue, and are jealous obviously that have something negative to say Random Commenter Again: That baby is going to have AMAZING eyes... [You think the public drama would end there, and this “Father of the Year” candidate would just call this post quits. But then another random friend comes out to call “Actual New Wife” a lush. This Facebook post just gets better and better!] Random Idiot: New Wife is pregnant? Lovemywife: yea Idiot Friend: aint her n dez going out for drinks tonite? oh well to each their own...congrats anyways! Lovemywife: no, she hasnt told dez yet that she isnt drinking. she responsible nikki, come on now. Lol Idiot Friend: id hope so but i dnt know the girl to say....but congrats to u both! im happy for u's Lovemywife: Thanks Eric Prae: THAT was just epic! A few hundred words of bliss! Jenn B.: I love how in the middle of all that, some idiot chips in, “That baby is going to have amazing eyes!” Go ahead, completely dismiss the fact that the baby is going to have a father who can’t keep his wiener in his pants, doesn’t take care of his 12 other kids, and the mommy is contributing to yet another case of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Again, another reason other countries hate America. Thanks for the submission Torrey! Add Comment |  Struggle Bus Readers
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