5 Questions for 10/25/10

Question #1:  What is going on with Tony Romo’s hat?  Is that not the corneyest thing you have ever seen?  That has to be why they can’t win a damn game!  (Todd in NY)  (See Photo at end!)

Eric Prae:  It’s just the best!  It totally screams douche.  If I was a Cowboys fan I would demand he take it off.  As a Dolphins fan I can’t get enough of Tony Romo sitting through a press conference after ANOTHER Dallas loss, wearing that ridiculous hat and fantasizing about Jessica Simpson naked…

Eric King:  Ohhh the hat is sooooo ugly!  The Coyboys still make headlines even though they are a joke this year.  Their coach stinks and they have no leadership or chemistry.  I blame the hat.

Jenn B.:  I do everything I can to avoid having to listen to or watch Tony Romo.  Sooooo, I don’t know what hat you are referring to, but I am sure it looks stupid.  And by the way, they can’t win a game because their owner spends all his money on Jumbotrons and not real talent.

 

Question #2:  My friend is completely “whipped” by a girl he isn’t even having sex with.  What do you call that?  (Jennifer in Florida)

Jenn B.:  Marriage.

Eric Prae:  I would call this “clubbed”.  Getting clubbed is like getting whipped, but without the pleasure or the latex.  So your friend is clubbed.

Eric King:  It is called "Epic Fail".  Being whipped by a female you’re not having sex with is like going into a grocery store and staring at all the food when you don’t have money...  What’s the point?

 
Question #3:  The second season of Jersey Shore is over.  What did you think?  What now?  I NEED more Jersey Shore.  (Nadene in Tampa)

Jenn B.:  A little piece of me died on Thursday.  I found the last episode extremely less than fulfilling.  Vinny and Pauly D took their girls out on a date, and then everyone sat around and played “Who is most likely to…”  I think we all expected at least 4 of them to go out and get someone/get themselves pregnant. 

Eric Prae:  I hate to agree with Jenn and I don’t want to be Debbie Downer but I thought this season was contrived, boring, and full of “pre-written” moments.  Every episode a cast member would try to yell some catchy slogan so MTV could sell ringtones and t-shirts.  Season 1 was a chaotic mess of fighting, drinking and failed sex attempts by broke young people.  Season 2 was rich and famous people doing things that would make them more rich and famous, but pretending they weren’t.  Snooki makes $30,000 an episode and buys sun glasses that cost hundreds of dollars, and then has to work in some ice cream shop for $6.50 an hour?  Why?

Watching Ronnie beat up random strangers in Season 1 was epic, but every fight this season was just hair pulling and trash talking.  Snooze fest.

I love Pauly D, but everything that came out of his mouth went straight to a poster in some teenage girl’s bedroom.  I really think his agent called him up and said: “Pauly!  The Situation is getting all the press!  Do something!  Quick!”  Then we had to hear “oh yeah!”, “cabs are here” and “t-shirt time” every episode.

Why can’t MTV just pay minimum wage to a new cast of Guidos/Guidettes every summer?  I want to see more random fights, not promo’s for Dancing With the Stars.

Eric King:  I watched season 2 religiously and I keep wondering:  Why are these people famous?  They make $30,000 an episode to party, fight, and have sex?  THIS is the highest rated show on MTV?

I am way to jealous to break this down.  I heard they are making another season…  God help us.

 

Question #4:  I got hassled by a scientologist in Clearwater.  Team Struggle, help me!  (Colby in Florida)

Eric Prae:  Ohhh a religion question?  Are you trying to get us in trouble?  Luckily for you we don’t care.  We actually wrote about religion once when the site first started, but that back when no one was reading and you couldn’t leave unfiltered comments!  So let’s try to piss people off now that we have thousands of readers.

I don’t really know anything about scientology, so I looked it up.  How did I do my research?  I watched an educational South Park episode about the subject matter and then felt sufficiently intelligent enough to give an opinion.

I learned that scientologists believe in Aliens!  So my question back to them is: what kind of Aliens?  If it is the big scary Aliens from Alien 1-4 then I’m not converting.  But if I get to hang out with Alf then I am totally down!  But I’m not down to hassle anybody on a street corner.  I do that better online.

Jenn B.: Ever since I discovered that Clearwater, FL was the nucleus for this crazy “religion”, I was absolutely ecstatic!  I get excited when I see the crazies outside of bars on weekends, yelling at passerby’s for their “indiscretions” and intentions of random fornication.  The Scientologists seem like they would be right at that level, but even a little more off.  Don’t they believe in Aliens?  Eric and I are going to go to downtown Clearwater very soon and see what kind of things we can provoke.  Hope we don’t die, but I DO hope Eric gets probed.




Question #5:  For the fifth and final question we give you: The Struggle Moment of the Week!  Thanks to Sarah from NY for the original idea.

This week’s Struggle Moment is a visual from a bar Jenn and I were at Friday night.  This was posted on the exit.  See photo #2 at end!  Enjoy:


Jenn B.:  I hate bad grammar.  So what do I do?  Walk right PASSED this sign with my drink!

Eric Prae:  Not sure what is better:  that one dumb ass doesn't understand grammar, or that no one else that works there corrected him.  Outstanding.

That is how you struggle.
 

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