5 Questions for September 27, 2010 09/27/2010
5 Questions 9/27/10 Yet another beautiful day in Florida to be lying by a pool. We are so hung over that it hurts to open our eyes. Let’s do this!!! Question #1: Columbus Day weekend features the Syracuse Orange football team making a trip down to South Florida. Will you be attending the game as a Beef Stud, or as an Orange? If you happen to attend the game as both (1/2 and 1/2 body paint), there had better be pictures! (Adam in Las Vegas) Oh ya, we got readers in Vegas baby! Eric Prae: USF is cool, but when the ‘Cuse comes to town I bleed orange. Yes I already have tickets for that game, but I haven’t decided what costume to wear to the game. Full orange body paint? A huge Orange Juice carton? Am all Orange Superhero outfit so I could be Orange-Man? Last time Syracuse played at USF, me and a few buddies of mine got invited to a USF tailgate. We showed up in Orange head to toe and got beers thrown at us. Then we watched Syracuse get beat by 100. LET’S GO ORANGE! Jenn B.: Real Women Wear Orange… Question #2: Every other commercial on TV is about “the Event”. What is “the Event”? (Mike in Florida) Eric Prae: OK… Abe Lincoln comes back to life and starts a second the civil war. But this time the war is over Lindsey Lohan. The North thinks she should be put in jail for life and the South thinks she should be deported. Spoiler Alert: Arizona throws a chair and Maine is too pussy to fight. This war rages on for years and it seems like the country is too divided to ever reclaim the greatness of America. Is all hope lost? Will we ever regain our place as the world’s superpower? Does Lindsey ever end up getting deported? Then North Korea shows up on our shores ready to take us all over because we are weak and alienated. Then America rallies to kick their ass, beat them down and prove to the world that we are once again united! We reclaim our status as the greatest country ever. Disney buys all of North Korea and makes it a huge amusement park. The last episode ends with Lindsey escaping to a third world country, where they kill her because it’s ironic. Then, just before the credits roll, you realize that during all this fighting every television in America was broken, and you see me in the background laughing like a cartoon super-villain. Jenn B.: Eric is coming out of the closet- THE EVENT! Question #3: Are you excited for the Snookie vs. Angelina fight this Thursday? I haven’t been this excited in a long time. (Alena in Tampa) Eric Prae: Yes I’m excited! I think Jersey Shore should replace boxing as an American sport and promise us one fight every episode. Jenn B.: I have it on every calendar I own. I think my favorite part is how they all take their earrings out first. I think I am going to start taking my earrings off when I get in simple verbal altercations… maybe then, everyone will realize that I, too, mean business. Question #4: Is it EVER going to cool down here? (Eric K. in Tampa) Jenn B.: Yes. For two weeks in January. Don’t complain. Apparently, you have never experienced a Syracuse Winter. Eric Prae: Who cares? I like the heat. The best part about the heat is when you are watching football on a Saturday/Sunday and see a game being played somewhere cold and start laughing! It that SNOW in Michigan? Already? Damn it looks cold in Seattle! Glad I’m not in New Jersey this weekend! This is an added bonus to football season every year for me. Question #5: For the fifth and final question we give you: The Struggle Moment of the Week! Thanks to Sarah from NY for the original idea. A reader name Jason wrote in: Why is the last question in 5 Questions not a question? Eric Prae: Screw you Jason! Eric Prae: This week I was sitting at a restaurant with Jenn. Here is the conversation: Jenn B.: So I am out with John and… Eric Prae: Who’s John? Jenn B.: Holy shit I did it again! That’s right, for the second week Jenn does not know the name of the guy she is dating. If anyone has a guess to what his name actually is, please email it in! That’s how we Struggle Add Comment |  Eric Prae, Jenn B., Eric King & Tux Struggle Team Struggle
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