5 Question for 8/30/10

5 Questions coming to you from my living room couch on a rainy night.  Let’s do this!


Question #1:  How do you throw out a trash can?  (Joe in Tampa)

Jenn B.: Same way you break up with a significant other.  Kick them to the curb, and hope that they get picked up with all the other garbage. 

Eric Prae:  They won’t pick it up huh?  You could make it into a really bad smelling fort?  You could wash it out, line it with plastic and fill it with ice and beer.  Then leave it at my door step, I’ll take care of it from there.

 

Question #2:  If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?  (Stephanie in Tampa)

Eric Prae:  You don’t enjoy it? I heard 8 out of 6 people love explosive feces and 10 out of 2 people aren’t sure.  Also, 3 ½ out of 6 dentists use the same tooth brush as I do.

Jenn B.:  I’m really uncomfortable.  I need an adult.

 

Question #3:  Team Struggle, Eric is a Rays fan, Jenn is a Yankees fan, and they are tied for first place.  I’m not sure what my question is, I just want you two to yell at each other.  (Brian in Syracuse)

Eric Prae:  My Team’s payroll: $3,500.  Jenn’s Team’s payroll:  $12 Billion dollars.  Their records:  Equal.

The Yankees suck.  They are old, overpaid and their fans are brutal butt-holes.  The Rays are young, fun and their fans are non-existent.  When the Rays “upset” the Yankees in the ALCS it will be an epic sweep.  Eat it Jenn!

Jenn B.:  My players look better in baseball pants.  We have incredible history; Rays have bandwagoners.  Not to mention, we have a plethora of championships.  And, here is my thing about the whole “oh, the Yankees buy their talent!” that everyone whines about- NO SHIT!  Tell me a team that wouldn’t use this kind of resource IF they had it, too… Haters.



Question #4:  My ex-girlfriend reported me for “Cyber Bullying” and “Unwanted Contact” that I DIDN’T DO on Facebook because she is mad I dumped her.  Now my account is “Under Review”!  What do I do to get her back?  (Tim in St. Pete)

Eric Prae:  What would I do?  I would calmly email Facebook, explain what happened and then get a life, all while staying away from my ex.  What would Jenn do?  Hook up with all of her ex’s friends and then burn his apartment down.  Either technique seems appropriate.

Jenn B.:  Eric acts like he knows me so well- he left out that I would also hook up with their closest relative (within reasonable age limits).  Personally, I think your ex sounds like a tool, and you should feel lucky that you got rid of her!  Now that you’re single, do you want to hang out?  I can almost promise that I won’t eventually have to press charges on you, or cause you to lose your Facebook account… Want a shot at the title?

 

Question #5:  For the fifth and final question we give you: The Struggle Moment of the Week!  Thanks to Sarah from NY for the original idea.

This week’s Struggle Moment was emailed in by reader Amanda L!  Our first ever reader submission Struggle Moment of the week!  Send in yours!

Amanda L:  So yesterday I was perusing the Struggle Bus website at work catching up on some Craigslist Failures when my boss called me to go take care of something for her.  Of course, I jump right up and run off like a good little intern biotch to complete whatever mundane task she asked me to do.  As I'm walking back to my desk I notice I left The Struggle Bus screen up on my computer... SHIT SHIT SHIT... I'm panicking.  I finally make it to where I can read what's on the screen... 'Take A Few Pictures for Cash'... perfect! Everyone knows that interns are super poor, so that would why WOULDN'T I want fast cash.  THAT is how I struggle.  Thank you very much.

Jenn B: I grew up with this little gem, and she is one of my BFF’s little sisters… she is also the person who captured the ever so famous picture of me being destroyed by Edward 40 Hands in the “Jenn vs. Social Networking” article.  This may be revenge, Dooder J?!
 
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