5 Questions for June 7, 2010 06/07/2010
5 Questions for June 7, 2010 5 Questions coming to you from the Rocky Point pool. Jenn B. and I are sitting here with Bud Light Lime and a whole day to do nothing. Bring on the questions! Question #1: Team struggle, who ya got in the finals? (from Mike in Syracuse, NY) The NBA finals is a real problem for Team Struggle. Eric loves the Black Momba and Jenn believes in the Truth. Eric Prae: The Lakers will win it. Kobe is way too good. Best player in the NBA. I don’t want to see what happens with Ron Artest's hair if the Lakers lose. Jenn B.: The C’s will win because they collectively have 27 feet of penis. Except Scalabrine! Question #2: (from Greg in Miami) In the hood, in L.A. they sayin’ “Eric you hot”… Eric Prae: They like me, I want them to love me like they love Pac… Question #3: Why do people in Tampa drive so slow in the fast lane? Why does no one use a blinker? (from Jason in Tampa, FL) Team Struggle: To my friends here in Florida, please pick it up a bit in the left lane for my friend Jason. Maybe people here are blinded by the glare from their Ed Hardy t-shirts! Jenn thinks men drive slow because they are checking her out. Also, everyone knows that blinkers are completely optional down here. I'm not sure why cars even have them. Oh, and all the old people! Question #4: Who do guy's have in the world cup (from Ryan in Tampa, FL) Jenn B.: What is the world cup? Eric Prae: David Beckham's wife? Question #5: For the fifth and final question we give you: The Struggle Moment of the Week! Thanks to Sarah from NY for the original idea. Team Struggle: Well readers, she has done it again. Jenn has managed to take the “Struggle Moment of the Week” spot by storm for the second week in a row. After reading this, your respect level for Ms. Jenn is most likely going to lower about 10 points. Every weekend, our whole complex gets together to play pool volleyball, grill up some food, and just get brutally inebriated. On a side note, no one has thrown up in the pool so far, but I think it’s safe to say Jenn will have that covered probably in the next few weeks. Don’t worry, we will be sure to cover that story for you too, you know, so you can feel like you were there. Anyways… Saturday night, we were all hanging out late night at the pool, and by the looks of the 4 over-flowing trashcans filled with empty Bud Light cases, it was apparent that there wasn’t a sober soul in the house. Eric was MIA, playing grab-ass with some chick who lied to him about her name (Jenn LOVES this and is still LOL-ing), and Jenn was at the other end of the pool trying to impress some Tampa Bay Buc’s players with her awesome diving skills. If there are two things that Jenn really likes in the world, it’s football and giant black men. Who better to satisfy both these qualities than an NFL player? Cha-ching. Her last and final dive was definitely going to have to be one for the books. Oh, and was it ever. Jenn took off from about 30 feet away, you know, to maximize air time, but she neglected to avoid the one spot in the pool that is 3 ft in depth. This resulted in slamming her face, with no hands out to brace the impact whatsoever, on the hard concrete bottom of the pool. She rose out of the pool, bleeding everywhere, doing the “I’m cool, I’m okay, it’s all good (I’m going to go into the bathroom and throw up from all the blood spewing out of my face)” thing that people do when they are clearly trying not to look embarrassed. Eric had more Crown Royal in his veins than blood, so he didn’t see this as an emergency. He continued making out with his girlfriend-o-the night and just told Jenn that “we will put some ice on it, and you’ll be fine.” Needless to say, Jenn didn’t get to go home with and be romanced/taken advantage of/molested/baby mama’d by any Buc’s players. Maybe next time she won’t try to be Michael Phelps retarded step-sister. Cheers to you Jenn. That is how you struggle. See photo below Photos for this Story Click on for larger image Add Comment |  Eric Prae, Jenn B., Eric King & Tux Struggle Team Struggle
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